Rollin' Globally: The Stoner's Itinerary to 2024's Dopest Cannabis Events

Hey there, my fellow leaf lovers and rosin renegades! Agent Green Thumb here, bringing you the ultimate 2024 cannabis calendar. We're about to take a high-flying tour of the globe's most buzz-worthy events. So, grab your passport, stash your goodies, and let's jet-set to the top spots where the green scene is blazing hotter than a freshly torched nail. Here's your easy-to-follow, stoner-friendly checklist for the year's can't-miss cannabis conventions.

1. Barcelona Blazes: Spannabis Week

• When? March 13-17
• Where? The heart of Catalonia!
• Why? It's the Oscars of Cannabis, folks! Plus, Barcelona's backstreets are as maze-like as your last trip.

2. Atlantic City's MJ Unpacked

• When? April 9-11
• Where? The Boardwalk Empire!
• Why? It's an exclusive hangout for the brains behind the buds.

3. Hollywood's High Finance: Benzinga Cannabis Capital Conference

• When? April 16-17
• Where? Where the palms are as high as the deals.
• Why? Money talks, cannabis listens, and here, they converse.

4. Virginia's 420 Dual Fest

• When? April 18-20
• Where? Greenwood & Salem, where the trees talk.
• Why? Two spots, one spirit, and endless good vibes.

5. Berlin's Bud Bash: ICBC

• When? April 16-17
• Where? The city that never sleeps, thanks to espresso... and maybe sativas.
• Why? Germany's just said "ja" to joints, so let's celebrate!

6. NYC's Cannabiz Conclave: CWCB Expo

• When? June 5-6
• Where? The Big Apple, the city of dreams and green schemes.
• Why? It's a blend of networking, knowledge, and New York slices.

7. Flower Power Expos

• When? June 5-6 in MA, Aug. 7-8 in MI
• Where? Greenfield and Allegan – where the air smells greener.
• Why? Imagine a country fair, but instead of pies, it's pot.

8. CHAMPS in Sin City

• When? July 12-15
• Where? Vegas, baby!
• Why? Because what happens at CHAMPS might just change your business.

9. Montana's Big Sky Bud Bonanza

• When? June 14-16, Sept. 6-8
• Where? Billings to Lolo Hot Springs.
• Why? Where else can you talk terpenes under the stars?

10. The Emerald Cup's 20th Anniversary

• When? August 17-18
• Where? Oakland, land of the liberated leaf.
• Why? It's the Woodstock of weed, now in an art deco delight.

11. Blunt Brunch for the Boss Ladies

• When? December 2
• Where? Vegas, again – because once ain't enough.
• Why? Female cannabis leaders unite for power tokes and power talks.

12. MJBizCon's Massive Meetup

• When? December 3-6
• Where? Vegas – thrice the charm!
• Why? It's the Coachella of cannabis, minus the flower crowns.